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Silly Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
- Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a…
More Silly Quotes
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school. — David Bailey
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
- The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. — Russell Baker
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a… — Douglas Adams
- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry