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Saying Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
- I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'.…
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