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- You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the toilet seat for…
- My bad, is a piece of shits way of saying, I'm sorry.
- Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door.
- Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious.
- Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance.
- Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither.
- HUSBAND, SMART, One who thinks twice before saying nothing;
- You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!
- The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass.
- If I'm what I eat, then why isn't me saying meow?
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
- I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I killed her. Happy…
- Feminist...a nicer way of saying, lesbian.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd have to stop saying, I'm afraid I'll drop him.
- Saying you like beer for it's taste is the same as saying you like women for their brains.
- Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important.
- Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, I was wrong. And, when right, the mature person need not experience the satisfaction of…
- If your boss says I appreciate what youre saying, you're about to get fired
- If you stare at someone long enough, you'll hear him saying WTF are you looking at?
- If you stare at someones tits long enough, you'll hear her saying Hey. Look up My face is above
- I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again? Because I know…
- Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you.
- Ladies: Saying no to dessert is like saying no to a handsome man who's climbed between your legs.
- When a woman puts on a low cut shirt she's basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day.
- When a man winks it's really his penis saying hello.
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- If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. — Neil Armstrong
- Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive, and widely effective mode of saying things. — Matthew Arnold
- Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people. — Mary Kay Ash
- It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That's why I never do commercials. If I started saying… — David Attenborough
- We shouldn't be saying 'Save the planet'; we should be saying: 'Save viable conditions in which people can live.' That's what we're… — Margaret Atwood
- I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me… — Margaret Atwood
- Every generation always thinks it was better before, and I think people have been saying this for probably thousands of years. — Paul Auster
- The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are suitable or… — Teresa of Avila
- I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get… — Jensen Ackles
- The finest command of language is often shown by saying nothing. — Roger Babson
- A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times. — Lord Acton