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Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile,… — Arthur Conan Doyle
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card. — Joan Rivers
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up… — Joan Rivers
For if any man who never saw fire proved by satisfactory arguments that fire burns. His hearer's mind would never be satisfied,… — Roger Bacon
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put… — Greg Benson
My love came back to me Under the November tree Shelterless and dim. He put his hand upon my shoulder, He did… — Francis Cornford
. . . the poor man, whom the law does not allow to take . . . a pair of shoes for… — Marsilio Ficino
It is probable that all heavy matter possesses - latent and bound up with the structure of the atom - a similar… — Frederick Soddy
Friends, you are lucky you can talk about what you did as lovers; the tricks, laughter, the words, the ecstasy. After my… — Vidya Balan
So, do not dwell any longer on what you are, but consider Our Lord close by you and within you, ready to… — Vincent de Paul
Take delight in a thing, or rather in anything, not as a means to some other end, but just because it is… — Charles Edward Montague
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever… — Sam Levenson

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