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I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Let it not be death but completeness. Let love melt into memory and pain into songs. Let the flight through the sky… — Rabindranath Tagore
Characters aren't a fling. They aren't a one-night stand. Getting to know them takes time and hard work. It takes excessive free… — Unknown Author
You either have chemistry or you don't, but a lot of what attracts me is a guy's mind and humor and talent.… — Nina Dobrev
I’ve actually never been taken on a date in my whole life. I have never had a one-night stand. I’m a real… — Sienna Miller
I began as a model, but that did not really hold my interest for too long! I believe I stood out from… — Natasha Henstridge
Guess it's true I'm not good at a one night stand , but I still need love cause I'm just a man — Sam Smith
Writing a poem is like having an affair, a one-night stand; a short story is a romance, a relationship; a novel is… — Amos Oz
Loves a battlefield it's not a one night stand. — Kevin Gates
I feel like theatre gives me the grounding, and keeps me alive, basically. Film gives me the thrill, and it's like a… — Marisa Tomei
Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band. — Don Henley
Don't you know that you're nothing more than a one night stand? — Janis Joplin
The loneliness of a one night stand is hard to take. — Stevie Nicks

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