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The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…

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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Heap not on this mound roses that she loved so well; why bewilder her with roses that she cannot see or smell. — Edna St. Vincent Millay
Shaped a little like a loaf of French country bread, our brain is a crowded chemistry lab, bustling with nonstop neural conversations.Imagine… — Diane Ackerman
As in the case of making a mound, if, before the very last basketful, I stop, then I shall have stopped. As… — Confucius
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No compact among men . . . can be pronounced everlasting and inviolable, and if I may so express myself, that no… — George Washington
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To get the feel of how the slider should roll off of your index finger, use this grip and practice at half… — Steve Carlton
He who thinks he is raising a mound may only in Reality be digging a pit. — Ernest Bramah
It's not fear of striking out that makes me reluctant to step up to the plate. It's the fear of getting hit… — Unknown Author
Consistency is something you can always improve on. You can be more consistent with your mental approach, the things you do physically… — Greg Maddux
If we lose today, it will be over my dead body. They'll have to leave me face down on the mound. — Luis Tiant
You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane. — Casey Stengel

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