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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…

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Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of… — William S. Burroughs
Some reasonable term ought to be allowed to enable aliens to get rid of foreign and acquire American attachments; to learn the… — Alexander Hamilton
Our hands imbibe like roots, so i place them on what is beautiful in this world. And I fold them in prayer,… — Francis of Assisi
A large, still book is a piece of quietness, succulent and nourishing in a noisy world, which I approach and imbibe with… — Holbrook Jackson
All Nigerians must learn from Christ and be determined to imbibe the lesson of divine condescension. — Peter Akinola
You must not fear, hold back, count or be a miser with your thoughts and feelings. It is also true that creation… — Anais Nin
In every character I play, I try to imbibe something. Every film is a learning process for me. — Ajay Naidu
My religion enables me, obliges me to imbibe all that is good in all the great religions of the earth. — Mahatma Gandhi
If there is a way to free ourselves from suffering We must use every moment to find it. Only a fool wants… — 7th Dalai Lama
You must converse much with the field and the woods if you would imbibe such health into your mind and spirit as… — Henry David Thoreau
You can't imbibe someone's success by f*cking them. — Joanna Russ
Miss Tarabotti was not one of life's milk-water misses--in fact, quite the opposite. Many a gentleman had likened his first meeting with… — Gail Carriger

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