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Chelsea Handler has 111 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
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Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
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I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…
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My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going…
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but…
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant…
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Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…
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A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes…
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Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…
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Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.
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Fain would I kiss my Julia's dainty leg, Which is as white and hairless as an egg.
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I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless.
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Hindus, in their capacity for love, are indeed hairless Christians, just as Muslims, in the way they see God in everything, are…
— Yann Martel
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The painting showed a hairless, oppressed creature with a head like an inverted pear, its hands clapped in horror to its ears,…
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I believe that this hairless embryo with the aching, oversize brain case and the opposable thumb, this animal barely up from the…
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The intruder hesitated, turned, and anchored itself in the corner, where the ceiling met the wall. It sat there, fastened to the…
— Ilona Andrews
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Do you understand now why books are hated and feared? Because they reveal the pores on the face of life. The comfortable…
— Ray Bradbury
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People are obsessed with actresses being hairless, fatless Barbie dolls.
— Gaby Hoffmann
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Nine out of 10 Hollywood aliens look like us. Oh, sure, they might be short, big-eyed and hairless - decked out in…
— Seth Shostak
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