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Groceries Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign…
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
More Groceries Quotes
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the… — Erma Bombeck
- Anyone who's tried to pay a heating bill, fill a prescription, or simply buy groceries knows all too well that the current… — Sherrod Brown
- There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and… — Drew Carey
- I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm… — Diablo Cody
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at… — Mitch Hedberg
- I tell everyone that I have 25,000 assistant coaches. If I want to know something, I just go to the grocery store.' — Don Meyer
- I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and… — Maria Bamford
- The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried. — Mignon McLaughlin
- With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in… — Dennis Miller
- If you are shopping for common stocks, choose them the way you would buy groceries, not the way you would buy perfume. — Benjamin Graham
- We of the richer societies, who have had access to more energy than we have the experience to wield intelligently are making… — Alfred W. Crosby
- If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. — Phil Gramm