Groceries Quotes

216 quotes by 196 authors

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. — Erma Bombeck
Anyone who's tried to pay a heating bill, fill a prescription, or simply buy groceries knows all too well that the current minimum wage does… — Sherrod Brown
There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up… — Drew Carey
I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a… — Diablo Cody
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
I tell everyone that I have 25,000 assistant coaches. If I want to know something, I just go to the grocery store.' — Don Meyer
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and… — Maria Bamford
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried. — Mignon McLaughlin
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound'… — Dennis Miller
If you are shopping for common stocks, choose them the way you would buy groceries, not the way you would buy perfume. — Benjamin Graham
We of the richer societies, who have had access to more energy than we have the experience to wield intelligently are making decisions we are… — Alfred W. Crosby
If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. — Phil Gramm
Finally, cooking is good citizenship. It's the only way to get serious about putting locally raised foods into your diet, which keeps farmlands healthy and… — Barbara Kingsolver
I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and prepare them. I like it when… — Famke Janssen
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it… — Rachael Ray
I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. — Bette Davis
I probably made a few pictures I shouldn't have done, but I have four sons and I have to pay the rent. If you have… — Michael Madsen
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' — Elizabeth Banks
My mom does all the grocery shopping. — Scott Wolf
For a while I couldn't leave the house by myself. Even if I was just grocery shopping alone, I'd get self-conscious. — Shannen Doherty

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