"I do wanna get married. It just sounds……" — Maria Bamford

I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to… - Maria Bamford

"I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too."

— Maria Bamford

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I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary… — Paul Auster
Art is our chief means of breaking bread with the dead. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Acorns were good until bread was found. — Francis Bacon
People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast on… — James A. Baldwin
To be sensual, I think, is to respect and rejoice in the force of life, of life itself, and to… — James A. Baldwin
I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. — Tyra Banks
I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
In the beginning, Adam was instructed to earn the bread by the sweat of his brow - not Eve. Contrary… — Ezra Taft Benson
Bread for myself is a material question. Bread for my neighbor is a spiritual one. — Nikolai Berdyaev
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle
A poor man with nothing in his belly needs hope, illusion, more than bread. — Georges Bernanos
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on. — Ambrose Bierce

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