All Maria Bamford Quotes
- Time flies when you are anxious! Anxious
- Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window. Creating
- I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and… Bread
- We’re all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good. All
- I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of… Amulet
- I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope. Depressed
- Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so… Eat
- My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around… Afraid
- People get really irritated by mental illness. Get Real
- Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices. Hearing
- I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope. Depressed
- I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business. Adulation
- The Internet makes everything much less mysterious. Internet
- I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere. Sincere
- I love support groups, people talking about their feelings. Feelings
- I am a wild orchid of comedy, so I can only do well under specific conditions... There are people who I think can do any… Any
- I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something. Brain
- I think you can lose yourself in any creative activity - if you enjoy your job or enjoy a task, you can lose yourself in… Activity