Grocery Quotes

194 quotes by 180 authors

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up… — Drew Carey
I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a… — Diablo Cody
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
I tell everyone that I have 25,000 assistant coaches. If I want to know something, I just go to the grocery store.' — Don Meyer
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and… — Maria Bamford
We of the richer societies, who have had access to more energy than we have the experience to wield intelligently are making decisions we are… — Alfred W. Crosby
Finally, cooking is good citizenship. It's the only way to get serious about putting locally raised foods into your diet, which keeps farmlands healthy and… — Barbara Kingsolver
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it… — Rachael Ray
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' — Elizabeth Banks
My mom does all the grocery shopping. — Scott Wolf
For a while I couldn't leave the house by myself. Even if I was just grocery shopping alone, I'd get self-conscious. — Shannen Doherty
I don't want to be more famous than what I have right now. At least in that sense where people come up to me in… — Kathleen Robertson
I got the name Slash because I used to work in a grocery store and I was in charge of reducing prices for really big… — Slash
And I can't even go to the grocery store without some ones that's clean and a shirt with a team/It seems we living the American… — Kanye West
Growing up, my parents were healthy eaters and starting to run and compete when I was 13, I knew the need to focus on what… — Norah O'Donnell
I grew up in Minnesota and everyone is so nice there. It is like Fargo. Everyone's so chipper and you make friends just grocery shopping.… — Sean William Scott
A lot of people in line at the grocery store think that they know me, but they don't. — Zosia Mamet
Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you'd spent more prime weekend hours grocery… — Hal Borland
If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency apartment and collects… — Thom Yorke
I like Toronto a lot, it's a good city. The only thing that really annoys me about Toronto is that you're turning Maple Leaf Gardens… — Rick Wakeman

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