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194 Grocery quotes by 174 unique authors

Ninety percent of the day is working out. Sometimes I get my nails done and go to the grocery store. — Lindsey Vonn
I would describe my songs as just a collection of my thoughts, with melodies that probably occurred to me in the grocery store or cycling… — Withered Hand
My mom is the recycling Nazi, and I always bring a bag to the grocery store. — Jane Levy
I babysat kids in a ShopRite, which is a grocery store. They had a babysitting center so that parents could bring their children while they… — Kate Micucci
When I was 15, I worked as a bag boy in a grocery store. I also needed to walk old ladies to their car and… — Adam DeVine
I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store. — Stephan Pastis
Even though I am Chairman of Dole Food Company, I do most of my own grocery shopping. — David H. Murdock
I may be only a fish and chip shop lady, but some of these economists need to get their heads out of the textbooks and… — Pauline Hanson
West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend. — Jeri Ryan
When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest -… — Michael Pollan
I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets… — Cameron Diaz
When a woman feels more like a maid than a girlfriend or wife, thats when she could stray. neglected, ignored, under appreciated, after being the… — Glen Rambharack
That awkward moment when someone is standing in front of the grocery item you need so you pretend to look fro something else until they… — Every Teenage Quotes
No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores — Nwori Joshua
I-I-I I can make your bed rock (Young Money) I-I-I I can make your bed rock girl I-I-I I can make your bed rock I-I-I… — Unknown Author
Then he smiled, a real smile. Good because I want one last night with the normal you. I left the room so he could get… — Jade
It slows down grocery shopping, because so many women at the store watch the show. I always end up talking to two or three people… — James Denton
She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad. And I got her nigga, grocery bags — Gudda Gudda
Djimon and I enjoy discussing anything from politics to wine, and we have enriching, private, happy, balanced lives together... That's probably the thing that would… — Kimora Lee Simmons
I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf*cker I pass… — Kenny Powers
Go to the grocery store, buy some new friends. — Isaac Brock
Well I don't see what's the big deal with hoes anyway. Ok but if they not all hoes then why do I got to pay… — Riley Freeman
Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours… — Hal Borland
Forgive the person who badly hurt you long ago and also the stranger who stepped on your toe in the grocery store. — Joyce Meyer
For a guy who can apcaorph a woman with confidence in a grocery store. I always fancied myself a Carrie, sensible yet prone to flights… — Unknown Author

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