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Grocery Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign…
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
More Grocery Quotes
- I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and… — Maria Bamford
- Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians… — Rick Riordan
- Then he smiled, a real smile. Good because I want one last night with the normal you. I left the room so… — Jade
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at… — Mitch Hedberg
- People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' — Elizabeth Banks
- And I can't even go to the grocery store without some ones that's clean and a shirt with a team/It seems we… — Kanye West
- I like Toronto a lot, it's a good city. The only thing that really annoys me about Toronto is that you're turning… — Rick Wakeman
- I don't think there are any footsteps to be walked in. No one else has taken things that you can buy at… — Sandra Lee