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194 Grocery quotes by 174 unique authors

The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy… — Hunter S. Thompson
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,… — Anne Tyler
What's important at the grocery store is just as important in engines or medical systems. If the customer isn't satisfied, if the stuff is getting… — Jack Welch
The things that make me happiest in the whole world are going on the occasional picnic, either with my children or with my partner; big… — Kate Winslet
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign… — Steven Wright
If you live in a good neighborhood, you drive home and there's a bank. There's grocery stores and big houses - but no motels. What… — will.i.am
Today, most women are surrounded by ingenious gadgets. They don't grow the peas or raise the chicken that they serve for dinner; instead they hunt… — Helen Fisher
Enoki mushrooms, a tasty variety commonly sold in grocery stores, were one of the first mushrooms studied for preventing cancer. — Paul Stamets
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30 brands of shampoo,… — Barbara Kingsolver
It was like when you're a little kid and you run into your teacher or librarian at the grocery store or Wal-mart and it's just… — Sarah Dessen
There are two spiritual dangers in not owning a farm. One is the danger of supposing that breakfast comes from the grocery, and the other… — Aldo Leopold
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign… — Steven Wright
Amy adored both the new look and the new person it allowed her to be. Following the photo shoot, she wore her bruises to the… — David Sedaris
Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out? — Lisi Harrison
Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the… — Rick Riordan
The average food item on a U.S. grocery shelf has traveled farther than most families go on their annual vacations. — Barbara Kingsolver
Sometimes I wonder how normal normal people are, and I wonder that most in the grocery store. — Elizabeth Moon
Here are some passing thoughts. Imagine looking up at the moon and seeing it burning. Imagine seeing the grocery store’s checkout girl grow horns. Imagine… — Douglas Coupland
The note, which had been written on one of the pads I kept around for grocery lists, said, "My lover, I came in too close… — Charlaine Harris
Odd as I am sure it will appear to some, I can think of no better form of personal involvement in the cure of the… — Wendell Berry
Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the… — Karen Marie Moning
Nobody believes that the man who says, 'Look, lady, you wanted equality,' to explain why he won't give up his seat to a pregnant woman… — Judith Martin
She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important." Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable… — Vivian Vande Velde
Do you think that's, like, REAL bacon?" I whispered to Sydney and Dimitri. "And not like squirrel or something?" "Looks real to me," said Dimitri.… — Richelle Mead

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