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Fish Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity…
- I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.
- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the…
More Fish Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
- What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast,… — Pedro Calderon de la Barca
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. — Dave Barry
- A fish may love a bird, but where would they live? — Drew Barrymore
- I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in… — Victoria Beckham