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Fish Quotes by Douglas Adams
- I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
- "I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing." "Oh," says man, "but the Babel…
- You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.
- The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner',…
- So long, and thanks for all the fish.
- Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to…
- Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything…
- And the most interesting natural structure? A giant, two-thousand-mile-long fish in orbit around Jupiter, according to a reliable report in the Weekly World News. The…
- He would have felt safe if alongside the Dentrassis' underwear, the piles of Sqornshellous mattresses and the man from Betelgeuse holding up a small yellow…
- You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear.
- Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in…
- Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to…
More Fish Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
- What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast,… — Pedro Calderon de la Barca
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. — Dave Barry
- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. — Dave Barry
- A fish may love a bird, but where would they live? — Drew Barrymore
- I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in… — Victoria Beckham
- I'm a very, very healthy eater. I eat lots of fish, lots of vegetables, lots of fruit. I don't eat junk food. — Victoria Beckham
- This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and… — Aneurin Bevan
- I attempted to fish in Scotland and I managed to hook a dog. It was a horrible moment but the dog turned… — Emily Blunt
- I did go into the Amazonian region of Brazil. They have prehistoric river fish that weigh in at around 600 pounds, which… — Anthony Bourdain