Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life. — Michael Jackson
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to… — Dave Barry
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey. — Jerry Garcia
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if… — Fred Ward
You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the… — Anne Dudley
The Christian religion, then, is not an affair of preaching, or prating, or ranting, but of taking care of the bodies as well as the… — William Cobbett
One-third of Americans have already been forced to change their lifestyle because their disposable income is gone. A guy can't go to the corner bar… — Terry McAuliffe
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar — Groucho Marx
Edward Abbey said you must brew your own beer; kick in you Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your cabin and piss off the… — Bernd Heinrich
Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye. — Roger Maris
Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way, for a fun… — Jon Stewart
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something. — Homer
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold. — Jake Owen
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. — David Ricardo
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!? — Stone Cold Steve Austin
America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal. — Nancy Johnson
Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And… — Charles Stuart Calverley
Precious to me—it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer... — Charles Stuart Calverley
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. — Alan D. Eames
Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to conceal… — Stephen Mansfield
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer. — Joe Elliott
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring… — Brad Delson
American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting out 'Where else… — Peter Ustinov

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