Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

The mathematician who after seeing Phedre asked: 'Qu'est que ca prouve?' was not such a fool as he has been generally made out. No one… — W. Somerset Maugham
The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness. — Mark Kurlansky
I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book… — Bryan Brown
I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them. "But I'm here… — Phil Robertson
We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in… — Charlie Daniels
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty… — Joel Spolsky
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy — Benjamin Franklin
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and… — George Mikes
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit! — Friedrich Nietzsche
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. — Grant Wood
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are… — Graham Coxon
Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in… — Richard Stallman
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Homer
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts. — Gordon B. Hinckley
Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the… — Gordon B. Hinckley
The consumption of alcohol is increasing among youth. Targeting young audiences, advertisers portray beer and wine as joyful, socially desirable, and harmless. Producers are promoting… — Dallin H. Oaks
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert — Kris Kristofferson
A theater without beer is just a museum — Bertolt Brecht
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be applied… — Gordon Willis
I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure. — Jennifer Rardin
Why can men no longer be best friends? This is so stupid. Today if you show two guys being best friends they end up giving… — Henry Cavill
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for… — Chris Pratt
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. — Ashley Purdy
Never ask for 'a beer.' — Michael Jackson

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