Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

My desire as a Christian pastor is to see churches raised up as communities of grace ruled by Jesus and led by his gloriously masculine… — Mark Driscoll
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an… — P.J. O'Rourke
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out… — Bill Lee
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer. — M.F.K. Fisher
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer. — William Bradford
Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us, — Jeff Gordon
I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want… — Layne Staley
Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too. — Ian Woosnam
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it. — Jerry Seinfeld
Make Earth Day Every Day.” While we might not always live up to this ideal, I try to keep this quote from Denis Hayes, founder of… — Denis Hayes
Those are real hard fans. There are a lot of them here. Some are a little bit crazy with their drinking their beers every once… — Maria Sharapova
The beer tastes better when you win — Gary Gaetti
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in… — Andrew Ferguson
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine. — Joel Salatin
It is significant comment on the victory of science over magic that were someone to say ‘if I put this pill in your beer it… — Cyril Connolly
As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and… — Kid Rock
My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things. — Timothy M. Dolan
I had been with a good friend, had a few beers, didn't bother to eat, went down to the hotel where the party was, walked… — John Riggins
We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer. — Art Donovan
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and… — Robert Black
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear… — Rick Derringer
I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take… — John Chaney
You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved from the darts… — George Orwell
It's very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin' vocabulary. But you can only go… — Fritz Maytag

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