Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate — Slim Dusty
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish… — Barry McCaffrey
I like myself better when I'm writing regularly. ... I was influenced a lot by those around me-there was a lot of singing that went… — Willie Nelson
I wrote 'Millie's Cafe' driving out of Ft. Worth, Texas one time. I was in a dust storm in my old bus. Beer inside. It… — Fred Eaglesmith
I can't describe the feeling when I go down - it's down down down and there's never going to be an up again. And whatever… — John Marsden
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee
We had an episode where Bud asks his dad, I was named after the beer, right, Dad? And Ed ONeill, who played my dad, says,… — Unknown Author
I wonâ€™t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my body and still… — Miranda Lambert
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening… — John Daly
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and… — Mads Mikkelsen
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep… — Eminem
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a… — Natalie Portman
I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!' — Anna Faris
I usually need a can of beer to prime me. — Norman Mailer
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not… — Robin Williams
I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica. — Peter O'Toole
I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together! — Dolph Lundgren
I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen. — Jim Carrey
Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer? — Deborah Kerr
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used… — Dennis Hopper

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