Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself. — George Thorogood
Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day. — Stephen King
Not screaming in terror like his passengers. — Jack Handey
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim. — Joe E. Lewis
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already. — Tommy Cooper
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it… — Hunter S. Thompson
I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer. — James Franco
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good GÃ¶ttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering down a street. — Carl Friedrich Gauss
Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't do it. Say… — Gordon B. Hinckley
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking. — James Gould Cozzens
I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come out… — Charles Bukowski
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. — W.C. Fields
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. — Unknown Author
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings. — W. Arthur Lewis
Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art. — Unknown Author

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