Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer! — Robert Bolt
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer. — Marv Levy
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they… — Aristotle
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will… — Dave Barry
Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your shoulders… — Charles Baudelaire
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth. — Charles Bukowski
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M.F.K. Fisher
Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything," he said, "but then again, if I had… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Well, as he brews, so shall he drink. — Ben Jonson
I drink no more than a sponge. — Francois Rabelais
I drink for the thirst to come. — Francois Rabelais
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. — H. L. Mencken
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H. L. Mencken
I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food. — Richard Dean Anderson
I let my drinking do the talking. — Humphrey Bogart
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no… — Sean Connery
Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third. — Malcolm Lowry
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a… — Dean Martin
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. — Groucho Marx
Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me. — Elizabeth Taylor
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough
There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer. — John Steinbeck
It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer. — Adolphus Busch

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