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Beer Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
- You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar
- A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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