Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a… — Rennie Ellis
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice
In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king. — Unknown Author
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. — Eden Phillpotts
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under… — Unknown Author
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health) — Hildegard of Bingen
When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant. — Unknown Author
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. — Unknown Author
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale. — Unknown Author
Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk. — Unknown Author
Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man, two small barrels… — Unknown Author
Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light. — Unknown Author
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have. — Richard Harris
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. — Kurt Vonnegut
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. — Mickey Lolich
I am awake, I might as well be drinking — Dan Thompson
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness. — Unknown Author
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling,… — Jeff Cesario

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