Beer Quotes
- If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do it together. — Nikhil Saluja
- A Woman Never Say: Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigarettes and beer. — Nikhil Saluja
- Saying you like beer for it's taste is the same as saying you like women for their brains. — Nikhil Saluja
- You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. — Nikhil Saluja
- Drinking rule no.1 if you are still standing u need another beer! — Punkinhead Abhishek
- Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja
- Buy a man a fish and he will eat for day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit on a boat and drink beer… — Jjadedluver
- Pretty sure the woman of my dreams will be the kind who'll agree to hold my beer glass while I watch the football game on… — Nikhil Saluja
- You cant have champagne taste with beer money nor will those bubble chevy keys crank up a bentley smh jus saying you cant be watching… — Unknown Author
- If you want to find missing children put their photo's on Soda Cans, beer cans and cigarette packs and you'll increase the odds by millions — Stanley Victor Paskavich
- Took a compatibility test and the results said I get along best with beer. — Nikhil Saluja
- My favorite beer is whiskey. — Nikhil Saluja
- Four men a pickup truck and a case of beer and you can move mountains. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
- I always date girls with beer guts cause you know those bitches can party. — Nikhil Saluja
- Don't talk to me before I've had my beer. Or after. — Nikhil Saluja
- How to please a woman? Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in… — Superman