Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues. — Emile M. Cioran
I've got to make a new life for myself, I'm out to learn how to enjoy my leisure now that I'm retired. I've been doing… — Walter Huston
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes
I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just… — Colin Farrell
That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer. — Unknown Author
There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever… — A. Alfred Taubman
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. — Unknown Author
In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness… — Ron Clarke
I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean,… — Kristin Armstrong
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. — Art Donovan
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo. — Chris Jericho
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for… — William Randolph Hearst
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a… — Jeremy Piven
This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so long. They were… — Ringo Starr
They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a… — Unknown Author
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars... — Lady Gaga
Beer is proof that God loves us. — Benjamin Franklin
I'm not God but if I were God, Â¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer. — Axl Rose
All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal. — Rod Dixon
If you're fifty, exercise your mind and body regularly, eat well, and have a general zest for life, you're likely younger - in very real,… — Ken Robinson

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