Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Unknown Author
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can — Sylvia Plath
Managing an advertising agency isn't all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has… — David Ogilvy
I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see… — David Ogilvy
I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and… — Ricky Gervais
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. — Josh Duhamel
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of… — Charles Gavan Duffy
You can find examples of how little we value ourselves everywhere you look. The signs on the front of the convenience stores where Stephen lives… — Bernie Siegel
Women want a family life that glitters and is stable. They don't want some lump spouse watching ice hockey in the late hours of his… — Carolyn See
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer. — Unknown Author
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer! — Prince Philip
Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as the adverts would… — Richard Hammond
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to… — Will Durst
Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it. — Jim Fixx
Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy? — George du Maurier
I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer. — Joe Dugan
Cub fans, by consensus, are the best in baseball. Year after year, in good times and (mostly) bad, they turn out in vociferous numbers, sustaining… — Roger Angell
A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this… — Martin Bashir
I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot… — Chad Kroeger
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can… — Kristen Ashley
Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee or… — Daniel Burka
Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. — Dave Cook
Everything was a trap: women, drugs, whiskey, wine, scotch, beer - even beer - cigars, and cigarettes. Traps: Work or no work. Traps: Artistry or… — Charles Bukowski
Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream… — Lynda Barry
President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were… — Jimmy Fallon

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