Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of beer to one… — Bill Veeck
Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. — Sergei Lukyanenko
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider! — Prince William
Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer. — Gary Reilly
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. — Rebecca Miller
Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness,… — Alan D. Eames
Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand… — Stephen Beaumont
Remember, the best beer in the world is the one you brewed. — Charlie Papazian
One reason that challenge brings happiness is that it allows you to expand your self - definition. You become larger. Suddenly you can do yoga… — Gretchen Rubin
An old essay by John Updike begins, 'We live in an era of gratuitous inventions and negative improvements.' That language is general and abstract, near… — John Updike
Obviously a lot has gone on, and I feel I am different person, I haven't had a beer since New Year's, which is pretty big… — Unknown Author
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams — Compton Mackenzie
I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got… — Unknown Author
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer. — Nancy Astor
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. — Chris Laidlaw
I am told that today rather more than 60 per cent of the men who go to university go on a Government grant. This is… — W. Somerset Maugham
Wine is like beer except different. — George W. Bush
I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their guts fat, vicariously… — Miki Dora
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest. — Zakk Wylde
Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up… — Dave Barry
VIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care — Nicki Minaj
I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having… — Ace Frehley
Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed. — Henry VIII of England
I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer. — Jack Nicholson
If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport — Andrew McMahon

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