Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room… — Joe Arpaio
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor
You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird. — Billy Joel
The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked… — Lou Reed
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. — Rod Stewart
And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more. — Elton John
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool. — Waylon Jennings
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. — John Lee Hooker
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget. — Ani DiFranco
So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes even… — Corra May Harris
I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine. — B B King
We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society. — Ray Davies
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. — Yann Martel
I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance. — Michael Flatley
I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me for… — Dave Haywood
I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn't do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New… — Freddie Prinze Jr
When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a… — Kelly Jones
The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar… — Billy Joel
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer. — Tom Petty
When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard. — Amy Hempel
Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to… — Archie Shepp
Here is a principle to use in all aspects of economics and policy. When you find a good or service that is in huge demand… — Jeffrey Tucker
If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you… — Ellen Malcolm
I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer… — Peter York
If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer,… — Jayson Williams

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