Beer Quotes
1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors
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I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back room…
— Joe Arpaio
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Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
— Koko Taylor
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You've got yoga, I've got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.
— Billy Joel
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The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked…
— Lou Reed
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You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
— Rod Stewart
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And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more.
— Elton John
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I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.
— Waylon Jennings
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I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
— John Lee Hooker
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Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget.
— Ani DiFranco
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So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes even…
— Corra May Harris
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I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.
— B B King
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We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.
— Ray Davies
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Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.
— Yann Martel
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I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance.
— Michael Flatley
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I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me for…
— Dave Haywood
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I know how to create and make people feel something. Honestly, if I didn't do this, I would just have some minimum-wage job in New…
— Freddie Prinze Jr
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When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a…
— Kelly Jones
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The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar…
— Billy Joel
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There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.
— Tom Petty
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When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.
— Amy Hempel
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Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to…
— Archie Shepp
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Here is a principle to use in all aspects of economics and policy. When you find a good or service that is in huge demand…
— Jeffrey Tucker
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If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you…
— Ellen Malcolm
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I can't actually read interviews with thesps now because they're almost always fantastically predictable, the men especially. Actors are forever stressing their ordinariness, their beer…
— Peter York
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If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer,…
— Jayson Williams
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