Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. — Anatole France
Genius without education is like silver in the mine. — Benjamin Franklin
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. — Clement Freud
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. — Kinky Friedman
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. — John Kenneth Galbraith
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. — Samuel Goldwyn
I read part of it all the way through. — Samuel Goldwyn
Let's have some new cliches. — Samuel Goldwyn
Spare no expense to save money on this one. — Samuel Goldwyn
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote… — Charles Caleb Colton
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. — Noel Coward
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. — Johnny Damon
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. — Rodney Dangerfield
Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and… — Les Dawson
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. — Johnny Depp
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues. — Rene Descartes
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. — Diogenes
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. — Charles Dickens
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself. — Marlene Dietrich
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so… — Mike Ditka
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Leave no stone unturned. — Euripides
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. — W.C. Fields

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