Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. — Mark Twain
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. — Sid Vicious
The multitude of books is making us ignorant. — Voltaire
A witty saying proves nothing. — Voltaire
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. — Tom Waits
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses… — Ethel Waters
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations. — Orson Welles
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go… — Ron White
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. — Oscar Wilde
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. — Oscar Wilde
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. — Oscar Wilde
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. — Oscar Wilde
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. — Oscar Wilde
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. — Oscar Wilde
Why was I born with such contemporaries? — Oscar Wilde
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. — Oscar Wilde
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. — Oscar Wilde
When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out… — Henry Winkler
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good… — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I… — Zakk Wylde
We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler… — Zakk Wylde
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. — William Butler Yeats
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. — Henny Youngman
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. — Henny Youngman

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