Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. — W.C. Fields
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. — W.C. Fields
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. — W.C. Fields
I drink therefore I am. — W.C. Fields
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of… — Tom T. Hall
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. — Robert A. Heinlein
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats. — James Hetfield
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man. — A. E. Housman
You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking,… — Hulk Hogan
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think. — A. E. Housman
They who drink beer will think beer. — Washington Irving
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting. — Henry James
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have… — Samuel L. Jackson
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by… — William James
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. — Thomas Jefferson
I cannot live without books. — Thomas Jefferson
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. — Samuel Johnson
College isn't the place to go for ideas. — Helen Keller
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. — Anthony Kiedis
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. — Henry Lawson
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They… — Jay Leno
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. — Abraham Lincoln

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