Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? — Henny Youngman
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team,… — Frank Zappa
My soul is ten thousand miles wide and extremely invisibly deep. It is the same size as the sea, and you cannot, you cannot cram… — Ursula K. Le Guin
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. — Dorothy Parker
O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side I could heave… — James M. Cain
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love. — Christopher Morley
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if… — Charles Bukowski
I wrote at the start that this was a record of hate, and walking there beside Henry towards the evening glass of beer, I found… — Graham Greene
Your very silence shows you agree. — Euripides
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign… — Dave Barry
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula,… — Charles Bukowski
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and… — Raymond Chandler
No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot. — Charles Dickens
Next to music beer was best. — Carson McCullers
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. — Mark Twain
I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair? — Walker Percy
In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a resource against calamity. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book. — Henry David Thoreau
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is… — Michael Crichton
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson
Why couldn't the merciful God turn down the sunlight so it wasn't blasting like a red furnace against his aching eyes? Because he'd worshipped the… — Nora Roberts
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. — David Gerrold
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce… — Tom Robbins
So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon… — George Orwell
...and every Wednesday the perfumed young lady slips me a hundred-crown note to leave her alone with the convict. And by Thursday the hundred crowns… — Italo Calvino

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