Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh. — Thomas Pynchon
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that very evening there… — M. Scott Peck
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard. — Raymond Chandler
Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk. Who else but… — Maria V. Snyder
something has been said for sobriety but very little. — John Berryman
the Female Once-Over--a process by which one woman creates a detailed profile of another woman based upon about a million subtle details of clothing, jewelry,… — Jim Butcher
I asked the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell me what is happiness. And I went to famous executives who boss the… — Carl Sandburg
I find the treatment of royalty distinctly peculiar. The royal family lives in palaces heavily screened from prying eyes by fences, grounds, gates, guards, all… — Helene Hanff
One of the marks of a certain type of bad man is that he cannot give up a thing himself without wanting every one else… — C.S. Lewis
Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer. — Mira Grant
I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used… — Robin McKinley
This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. "Give… — J R Ward
It doesn't matter how many drugs I take, I'm not fulfilled. This isn't satisfying. There's a spiritual hunger going on. Everybody feels it. If you… — Alice Cooper
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able… — Gil Scott-Heron
Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and… — Karen Chance
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception, — Jeff Lindsay
She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the… — Toni Morrison
The beer and the wurst were wonderful, but I was dying to be back in the South, where the livin' was easy, where the fish… — Johnny Cash
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. — Kevin Hearne
The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on water. They have… — Bill Bryson
Branson ate his salad, and left the rest of his fish untouched, while Grace tucked into his steak and kidney pudding with relish. 'I read… — Peter James
I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that. — Terry Pratchett
The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy… — Jennifer McMahon
It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from… — Gregory Corso
The Corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Of course, it's not all right for girls to behave this way. Sexuality is not… — Libba Bray

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