Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

IAGO: She that was ever fair and never proud, Had tongue at will and yet was never loud, Never lack'd gold and yet went never… — William Shakespeare
...the sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal, or two friends talking over a pint of… — C.S. Lewis
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! — Martin Luther
Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning. — Patrick Rothfuss
Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in a minority here.… — George Orwell
I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money from each other,… — Joseph Conrad
A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if… — Allan Pease
I found it." "People find pennies," Gansey replied. "Or car keys. Or four-leaf clovers." "And ravens," Ronan said. "You're just jealous 'cause" - at this… — Maggie Stiefvater
it sucks to get old...but there's always beer — James Rollins
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer. — Kevin Hearne
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink… — Terry Pratchett
I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers. — Matthew Quick
What would they talk about? Hi, my name's Vane and I howl at the moon late at night in the form of a wolf. I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don't stuff your… — Jerome K. Jerome
What America is, to me, is a guy doesn't want to buy, you let him not buy, you respect his not buying. A guy has… — George Saunders
Whoa," Brit breathed, handing my drink back to me. "That was..." "Really hot," Jacob finished. "I thought you two were going to rip off each… — Unknown Author
Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost pure beauty in… — Charles Bukowski
Yo! Cam!” Beer Guy jumped off the porch and jogged down the sidewalk, passing me a quick look. “What you up to, man?” Saved by… — Unknown Author
Lost in my dreams, I somehow cross at the traffic signals, bumping into street lamps or people, yet moving onward, exuding fumes of beer and… — Bohumil Hrabal
What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer! — Rick Yancey
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion. — Susan Cain
I haven't had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone's dead and my root beer's gone. — Holly Black
One more drink and I'd have been under the host. — Dorothy Parker
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up… — George Jean Nathan

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