Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts… — Edgar Allan Poe
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes. — Homer Simpson
Beer is good food — Rita Rudner
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like… — Billy Carter
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. — Billy Carter
Mean spirits under disappointment, like small beer in a thunderstorm always turn sour — John Randolph
Religions change, but beer and wine remain — Unknown Author
I like my beer like I like my beer. — Nikhil Saluja
Well, where do I start? I've had sex, I've drunk beer, I've smoked. I'm bi... But I'm human so guess what? It's okay and I… — Taylor
Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer. — Nikhil Saluja
If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja
I have an idea for a bar where all the beer is free....but you have to pay ten dollars every time you use the restroom! — Nikhil Saluja
''Free Beer Here'', my three favourite words in one sentence. — Unknown Author
I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability. — John Nash
It's amazing how right before you see someone do something really stupid, you hear the words Hold my beer for a second..Watch this! — Superman
Yes, we like fishin', huntin, Real Tree. We drink Iced tea, and get our boots muddy. We like a good beer once and awhile. There's… — Hannah Marieee
You call me a bad ass bitch have you looked in the mirror lately and had a beer then fucked yourself — Unknown Author
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer! — Superman
Ghar ma Laxmi ko baas hos, Satruko naas hos, Harek kamana fulfil hos, beer ko barsat hos Ani haatma 21 patti Taas hos. TIHAR KO… — Sudip Kshetri
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to… — Melchor Lim
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^ — Melchor Lim
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Tufail Mehraj
Ladies, if your tired of being single and want a nice long term relationship with a nice respectful guy then drop the partying,and put that… — Lisette Alfaro

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