Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you… — MrAwesome
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another red… — MrAwesome
While it's been good, actually it is worthy for some couple of beer on ur name anyway have a gud life! — Unknown Author
Tonight I'm getting over you gonna drink my beer and I'm gonna put a smile on my face and forget you but being wasted only… — Natalya Johnson
Rose tinted specs?! Pfft. More like beer goggles.. ;) — Sophie Parkin
You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?.... No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country
The whole world's scared, so I swallow the fear, the only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer. So cool in lying… — Unknown Author
If I were a boy even just for a day I'd roll out of bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted and… — Unknown Author
It Is Time To Take A Stand, Your Thoughts Need To Be Spoken. — Unknown Author
I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my… — John Vercetti
Goanna drive like hell through your neighborhood park this silverado right on your front lawn. crank a little high sit on the hood and drink… — Tyler Farr
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. — Babloo
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That… — Hollywood Undead
When I got the news today I didn't know what to say. So I just hung up the phone. I took a walk to clear… — Luke Bryan
I got that real good feel good stuff Up under the seat of my big black jacked up truck Rollin' on 35s Pretty girl by… — Unknown Author
Unlike milk, it is acceptable to cry over spilled beer. — Charith Thilina
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a shitload of beer and tacos and that's close enough. — Green Monk
Why add beer and drugs when I'm already crazy asf — Cassandra Crosby
If some one breaks your trust , just punch them in the jaw . Seriously , just punch them in the jaw and go get… — Green Monk
Yes I love good cold beer,and mustard on my fries, I love a good loud honky tonk it rocks on Friday nights,and hell yes I… — Eric Church
I do take stress medicine...it's called BEER! — Green Monk
I'm chillin on a dirt road, layed back swervin like I'm george Jones, smoke rollin out the window, an ice cold beer sittin in the… — Brian Wright
I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a beer. — Green Monk
If there's a hell I'll meet you there, and if there's a heaven they're serving beer, and if you're an angel then I must be… — Unknown Author
Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's… — Thomas Hughes

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