Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from… — Jack Herer
When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I… — John Gates
He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then… — Arthur Godfrey
They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around. — Larry Brown
We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now… — Paul Graham
We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way… — Troy Perry
It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you're working. But then when you break, the other… — Natalie Portman
We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as… — Jerry Pournelle
I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means… — Patricia Richardson
Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man I've ever known… — Lew Wasserman
I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times. — Zakk Wylde
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.… — Zoe Saldana
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. — Czech Proverb
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. — Egyptian Proverb
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. — Unknown Author
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. — Archie Bunker
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night. — Homer Simpson
Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs. — Homer Simpson
Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer]. — H. Allen Smith
The battle promises to be fought with bags of bagels and bran muffins, free beer and wine, expanded legroom, baggage closets and overhead bins. — Unknown Author
The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance — Philander Johnson
Aint got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer. Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here. And now… — Kesha
Playboy isn't like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men's magazines). My whole notion was the romantic connection… — Hugh Hefner
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the road safer, the beer stronger, the old men and women… — Brendan Behan

Who Wrote These Beer Quotes

707 authors contributed a total of 1,136 Beer Quotes, led by these top contributors: