Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish… — Evelyn Waugh
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers… — Jack Handey
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw
I work until beer o'clock. — Stephen King
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health. — Thomas Jefferson
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter
Sometimes it's just the beer and bikinis that get people to come and watch, but it's the competition that's keeping them there. — Kerri Walsh
I have respect for beer. — Russell Crowe
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer. — Frank Zappa
Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer. — Ellen Kushner
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. — Seneca the Younger
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm… — Dave Barry
But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live… — William Blake
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today. — Edgar Allan Poe
Payday came and with it beer — Rudyard Kipling
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. — Queen Victoria
We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer. — Richard von Weizsaecker
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Unknown Author
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. — Greg Norman
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag
A little bit of beer is divine medicine. — Paracelsus
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. — Julius Caesar

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