Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Once he entered my life, I promptly forgot all my years of putting on a brave face while browsing at bookstores until closing time, and… — Douglas Coupland
...I was tired of men. Hanging in doorways, standing too close, their smell of beer or fifteen-year-old whiskey. Men who didn't come to the emergency… — Janet Fitch
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head." Rhage… — J R Ward
Always live your life with your biography in mind. — Marisha Pessl
By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver! — John Green
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent… — Craig Ferguson
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big Wheel of the… — Alan Sillitoe
I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. — David Sedaris
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a… — Tom Robbins
Well, you missed out on some important protocol, Ella. You can't stand between a Texan and his power tools. We like them. Big ones that… — Lisa Kleypas
It’s a Belgian beer, sweetie. Please tell me you’ve at least heard of it. (Blaine) Boy, I was born in Brussels and the last time… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don’t need friends. All they do is eat your food, drink your beer, then spew your secrets the first time you do something that… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance. Which Jim broke by flashing his hands and belting out, “Booga-wooga!” At least Eddie laughed. Adrian… — J R Ward
Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer? — Rachel Caine
Well, basically there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of… — Terry Pratchett
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. — Martin Luther
You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table. — Jim Butcher
We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason whatsoever,… — Chuck Klosterman
You have five minutes to call someone, anyone, I don't care who, and order me the finest blend of coffee that rat hole town has,… — Lora Leigh
Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer. — Mary Roach
And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that's what we do. Looking over my shoulder I said, "You… — Jennifer Rardin
The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with a beard, is… — Jack Kerouac
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly… — Terry Pratchett

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