Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. — Mark Twain
How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear. — Philip K. Dick
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields
When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside… — James Crumley
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. — Woody Allen
Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.. — John Irving
There was a beauty in the trash of the alleys which I had never noticed before; my vision seemed sharpened, rather than impaired. As I… — Philip K. Dick
Ladies. Large masses of girls are often prone to this salutation. I hate being mollified with this unsolicited "ladies" business. I know we're all women.… — Sloane Crosley
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. — Abraham Lincoln
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. — Tom Stoppard
Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom. — William Shakespeare
Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana:… — Trevanian
Beer is made by men, wine by God. — Martin Luther
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. — Oscar Wilde
A bee rose up from a sun-filled paper cup, off to make slum honey from some diet root beer it had found inside. — Nicholson Baker
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get… — Ken Kesey
Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes… — Martin Luther
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and… — George Carlin
Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of… — Rafael Sabatini
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually. — Steven Wright
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. — H. L. Mencken
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and pavenders and kidneys… — C.S. Lewis
All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his hands wrapped around a remote,… — Daphne Gottlieb
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. — Henny Youngman

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