Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. — George Bernard Shaw
All great truths begin as blasphemies. — George Bernard Shaw
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier… — George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. — George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? — W. Clement Stone
It is better to be quotable than to be honest. — Tom Stoppard
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. — Elizabeth Taylor
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a… — Joe Theismann
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. — Hunter S. Thompson
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not… — Henry David Thoreau
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. — Henry David Thoreau
Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all. — Henry David Thoreau
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as… — J.R.R. Tolkien
'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.' — J.R.R. Tolkien
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. — Lily Tomlin
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. — Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. — Mark Twain
When in doubt tell the truth. — Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. — Mark Twain
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. — Mark Twain
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. — Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and… — Mark Twain

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