Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Books and beer are the best and worst defense. — Sherman Alexie
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. — Mark Twain
You can cover a great deal of country in books. — Andrew Lang
Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean. Nobody will be… — Lois McMaster Bujold
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover. — Charles Bukowski
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd… — Bill Watterson
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of… — Jennifer Rardin
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. — Dave Barry
Good people drink good beer. — Hunter S. Thompson
There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your… — Robert Fulghum
2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the horses die and… — Charles Bukowski
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation. — William Blake
Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Outside the youth center, between the liquor store and the police station, a little dogwood tree is losing its mind; overflowing with blossomfoam, like a… — Tony Hoagland
the lost women I need to know their names those women I would have walked with, jauntily the way men go in groups swinging their… — Lucille Clifton
Wolfe was drinking beer and looking at pictures of snowflakes in a book someone had sent him from Czechoslovakia... ...Wolfe seemed absorbed in the pictures.… — Rex Stout
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. — Raymond Chandler
Maybe you had to leave in order to really miss a place; maybe you had to travel to figure out how beloved your starting point… — Jodi Picoult
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. — Ray Bradbury
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just… — Gary Snyder
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer,… — Haruki Murakami
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer. — Sherman Alexie
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but… — Dave Barry

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