Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer — Granger Smith
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. — Granger Smith
If she drinks beer, she's a keeper. — Granger Smith
The gospel preached during every television show is 'You only go around once in life, so get all the gusto you can.' It is a… — John Silber
I would think beer and football go hand in hand. — Will Ferrell
Like plowing, housework makes the ground ready for the germination of family life. The kids will not invite a teacher home if beer cans litter… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin
The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man… — Stephen Leacock
Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been… — Thomas Frank
Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I'm… — Dontrelle Willis
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis
Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to… — David Letterman
I like the Whisky old an the women young — Errol Flynn
I liked the taste of beer, its live, white lather, its brass-bright depths, the sudden world through the wet-brown walls of the glass, the tilted… — Dylan Thomas
Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass. — Curt Gowdy
I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer. — John Fogerty
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your… — A. E. Housman
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty ...… — Henry Ward Beecher
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies… — Danny Brown
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when… — Unknown Author
Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else's, but hey,… — Rob Malda
After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy wrappers disappear, and… — Carol Rifka Brunt
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... — Hiroko Sakai
I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some… — Paul Simon
Do not suppose that abuses are eliminated by destroying the object which is abused. Men can go wrong with wine and women. Shall we then… — Martin Luther
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can… — Gary Shteyngart

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