Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my… — Jimmy Breslin
No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his own cider or… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV. The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant commercials to look… — Raymond Chandler
On occasions, after drinking a pint of beer at luncheon, there would be a flow into my mind with sudden and unaccountable emotion, sometimes a… — A. E. Housman
You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's… — Ernest Hemingway
How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've… — Mark Burnett
The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer'… — Jimmy Wales
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation
I'm a big root beer guy. — Dylan O'Brien
I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether… — Brad Renfro
The beer sold here in the United States is sweet and watery and lacking in taste and overcarbonated and just generally the lamest, wimpiest beer… — Dave Barry
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time of which I… — Clive James
I propose to provide proof... that just as always an alcoholic ferment, the yeast of beer, is found where sugar is converted into alcohol and… — Louis Pasteur
it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. — Hunter S. Thompson
It was Saturday late, have you seen my mates, can you tell me when the boys get here? Well, it's seven o'clock and I want… — Elton John
I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away. — Garth Brooks
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a… — Eric Burdon
I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a… — Chris O'Donnell
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer. — Casey Kasem
I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn't like… — Danica McKellar
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice. — Ronald Biggs
For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9… — Sherwood Boehlert
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever… — Rodney Carrington

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