Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em… — Billy Carter
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it. — Billy Carter
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal. — J. R. Moehringer
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent intoxication from within,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
So relational evangelism? Go for it, as long as it turns into real evangelism. You hanging out having a beer with your buddy so he can see… — Matt Chandler
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. — Zach Braff
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV… — Tim Dorsey
That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question. — Joseph Epstein
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different — Tre Cool
The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than… — Bill Bryson
So I asked him to play "Trav'lin' All Alone." That came closer than anything to the way I felt. And some part of it must… — Billie Holiday
America, the Idea of: We yearned for its beer and jazz, its smoke-filled nightclubs, its Edward Hopper bars, the melancholy of rainy Manhattan Gershwin nights...… — Michael Bywater
Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me. — Rocko
If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I... fermented beer or… — Kiran Mazumdar-Shaw
Why certainly I'd like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he's… — Unknown Author
A living body is not a fixed thing but a flowing event, like a flame or a whirlpool: the shape alone is stable, for the… — Alan Watts
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. — Dave Barry
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson
Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly… — George Steinbrenner
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and… — Unknown Author
Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge, incommodious… — Mike Seabrook
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Unknown Author
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends,… — Ogden Nash
The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds of dancers, smilers,… — Unknown Author
Deep-seated preferences cannot be argued about-you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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