Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I was down in the basement with my dad and the beer was there and I just grabbed it and drank it. I remember that.… — David Arquette
Swinging in the backyard. Pull up in your fast car. Whistling my name. Open up a beer and you say, 'Get over here And play… — Lana Del Rey
Its a funny sensation, holding a cold beer with your thighs while typing a Facebook status — Avan Nathan
I get no kicks from going to the gym. It doesn't do it for me. Never has. Some people enjoy working out. But that's never… — Colin Farrell
I wasn't born for diggin deep holes I'm not made for pavin long roads I aint cut out to climb high line poles But I'm… — Billy Currington
There's nothing worse than bad breath. I've snogged people with bad breath who smelt of fags and beer and it made me feel sick. — Joss Stone
I'm pretty mellow, and I stay around South Pasadena and Pasadena a lot because I'm a homebody who's fine with dinner and a movie. But… — Alison Brie
I like writing songs. I like the camaraderie of it and I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free beer. — Keanu Reeves
Whoever said man can't live on beer, jerky and bug spray was a liar. — Carson Daly
I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be… — Ed O'Neill
When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved… — Ed O'Neill
I'm true to the game too, it's called beer pong and I can't lose, I got a bunch of bad bitches in the back. With… — Lmfao
I'm not even old enough to drink a fucking beer, I'm tispy off this soda pop. — Tyler The Creator
A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. — Unknown Author
Don't handle life like a bottle of beer it can slip off the fingers, handle it like the way you will hold a friend's hand… — Simon Quperlier
Fuck Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts… — Ari Gold
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent… — Craig Ferguson
So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the… — Bill Engvall
This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.' So he goes… — Bill Engvall
I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross...I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when… — Bill Burr
Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer. — John Proctor
On weekends, you'd wake up, go to the beach, go hiking, and by the time people in Iowa were drinking beer out of the back… — Sarah Wayne Callies
A man in Michigan stole nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-11 store and then told police that his crack cocaine habit drove him… — Seth Meyers
A man in Australia has been fined after buckling a case of beer with a seatbelt, but leaving a 5 year-old child to sit on… — Seth Meyers
Police in Wisconsin are searching for three men who stole $24,000 dollars worth of Miller beer. $24,000 dollars worth of Miller? Did they steal all… — Seth Meyers

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