Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer. — Nikhil Saluja
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. — Farzeen Shah
If you ever want to see a man cry..Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other..And..MAKE HIM CHOOSE! — Shubham Joshi
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja
Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife: how… — Zhat*
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky. Dont be dumb and mix wine and rum. Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before… — Sarah
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round. — Sandy
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems. — Nikhil Saluja
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I… — Jonah Hill
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to… — Nikhil Saluja
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a… — Nikhil Saluja
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. The World Cup. But we're all eligible for life's smaller prizes...… — Ritu Ghatourey
If cheerleading is a sport then so is beer pong. — Nikhil Saluja
If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure. — Nikhil Saluja
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? — Nikhil Saluja
Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls. — Nikhil Saluja
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think… — Nikhil Saluja
If Men Got Pregnant: They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes — Nikhil Saluja
If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do it together. — Nikhil Saluja
A Woman Never Say: Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigarettes and beer. — Nikhil Saluja
Saying you like beer for it's taste is the same as saying you like women for their brains. — Nikhil Saluja
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. — Nikhil Saluja
Drinking rule no.1 if you are still standing u need another beer! — Punkinhead Abhishek

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